1. iguanamouth:

    cats that suddenly become affectionate out of nowhere make me nervous like what do you want i dont have any money

    (via silent--screamer)

    3 days ago  /  3,237 notes  /  Source: iguanamouth

  2. untalentedandhorny:

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

    untalentedandhorny:

    awwww-cute:

    "Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

    HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR

    (via silent--screamer)

    3 days ago  /  78,714 notes  /  Source: awwww-cute

  3. whatthefjoey:

I heard you were talking shit

    whatthefjoey:

    I heard you were talking shit

    (via stay-unmoving)

    4 days ago  /  539,121 notes  /  Source: unfoldyourlies

  4. phuckindope:

    If you don’t grab her booty everyday. Is she even your girl?

    (via necrophilli4)

    5 days ago  /  10,974 notes  /  Source: phuckindope

  5. I won’t lie to you, people will leave you eventually. Even the ones who promised you that they are here to stay.
    And it’s okay to miss them, but let them go.
    – (via xsummerdance)

    (via complete-cunt)

    5 days ago  /  3,570 notes  /  Source: missing.tk

  6. I love you, but I’m mad at you is one of the most freeing, important things you can say in a stable relationship. Does that make sense? To know that you have the ability and the right to be mad at someone and know that it doesn’t mean things are over, that it doesn’t mean things are irreparable. That it just means I’m mad, but God, I love you. I love you. Now leave me alone.
    – (via 5000letters)

    (via anotherteenagebl0g)

    1 week ago  /  199,509 notes  /  Source: brighteryellow

  7. thechurchofbobsaget:

    I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

    (via necrophilli4)

    1 week ago  /  580,647 notes  /  Source: thechurchofbobsaget

  8. I like clingy people

    I like when they text me good morning or call me. Check up on me all the time. I actually don’t find that annoying. I don’t get how you couldn’t like that. Someone constantly wanting to talk to you and show you affection. I love it when someone does that. That keeps me happy and it will keep me from leaving. It shows that you are thinking about me.

    (via orange)

    1 week ago  /  30,269 notes  /  Source: touchmykittykat